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If Hollywood has taught us anything about house buying in creepy films you should
check:
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The house was not built on ancient Indian burial ground 
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No one died in the bath 
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If its a mansion and its been sold at a fraction of its real value, its probably haunted 
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The house was not built on the ground of an ancient orphanage. According to Hollywood
bad things usually happen here and there will be ghosts 
</li>
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The house was not built on the grounds of an old hospital, ghosts of dead patients. 
</li>
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Find out if the previous occupants are still alive 
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Find out if the previous occupants had a tendency to go crazy with chain saws 
</li>
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Check the basement for a doomsday door or well with a crazy creature inside it. 
</li>
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Check if anyone of the previous occupants were burnt alive for witchcraft. She/He
will probably haunt you. 
</li>
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If your dog, cat, mouse or what ever creature you have acts strange in the house or
barks/squeaks at thin air don't buy it, its probably haunted. 
</li>
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If your kids suddenly start having imaginary friends they never had before that ask
them to climb on the roof of the house, its probably haunted. 
</li>
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If your kid finds a strange scary looking doll at the new house and starts acting
strange take it away leave it in the house and run. Its probably haunted. 
</li>
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      <title>Before you buy a house</title>
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If Hollywood has taught us anything about house buying in creepy films you should
check:
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The house was not built on ancient Indian burial ground 
&lt;li&gt;
No one died in the bath 
&lt;li&gt;
If its a mansion and its been sold at a fraction of its real value, its probably haunted 
&lt;li&gt;
The house was not built on the ground of&amp;nbsp;an ancient orphanage. According to Hollywood
bad things usually happen here and there will be ghosts 
&lt;li&gt;
The house was not built on the grounds of an old hospital, ghosts of dead patients. 
&lt;li&gt;
Find out if the previous occupants are still alive 
&lt;li&gt;
Find out if the previous occupants had a tendency to go crazy with chain saws 
&lt;li&gt;
Check the basement for a doomsday door or well with a crazy creature inside it. 
&lt;li&gt;
Check if anyone of the previous occupants were burnt alive for witchcraft. She/He
will probably haunt you. 
&lt;li&gt;
If your dog, cat, mouse or what ever creature you have acts strange in the house or
barks/squeaks at thin air don't buy it, its probably haunted. 
&lt;li&gt;
If your kids suddenly start having imaginary friends they never had before that ask
them to climb on the roof of the house, its probably haunted. 
&lt;li&gt;
If your kid finds a strange scary looking doll at the new house and starts acting
strange take it away leave it in the house and run. Its probably haunted. 
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