If travelling away to some distant destination in the countryside or in the middle of nowhere I will

1. Always take 2 or more mobile phones with me because in the movies no one has a mobile phone when they are under attack in the abandoned building in the middle of the forest they decided to stay for the night.
2. I will ensure their batteries are charged scary movies have taught us that mobile phone batteries are always low on power.
3. I will check the mobile phone coverage before I go because scary movies have taught us that the one place you will get caught is a place where there is no mobile phone coverage.
4. Take a satellite phone with me because whatever demon or monster it is that will attack me according to the movies will take out the mobile phone masts for some odd reason.
5. Ensure I have a good gun
6. Ensure I have plenty of ammunition
7. Ensure I have plenty of silver bullets for ware wolves
8. Ensure I carry garlic for vampires
9. Ensure I carry stakes for vampires along with holy water and cross. One is bound to work ... right?
10. Take a hazmat suite with me the monsters that will attack me are bound to spread some sort of disease that will take control of its victims and use them as zombies
11. I will not dare play tricks on my fellow travel companions because if I really do get attacked by monsters they will think I'm crying wolf.
12. I won't split up from my travel companions.
13. If one of my travel companions starts acting weirdly I will shoot him (his obviously turned into a monster)
14. Take an ultra violet torch with me with plenty of batteries it will probably kill vampires?